The Return

Wow, look. at. this. car.

Okay, a few things:

1. The price of this car is 1.35 million, according to caranddriver.com

2. Maybach's are ugly and super-expensive –– I'd rather have a Bentley any day.

3. Why is the interior (leather, dash, everything) black in the front, but white in the back? Doesn't that seem to be a bit of upper-crust racism seeping through?

4. Visit http://www.maybachusa.com/landaulet/maybach-landaulet.php if you want to know more. Or buy me one?

So,

SOMEONE RETURNED ALL OF MY STUFF!!!

I was so upset that someone would actually keep my backpack (complete with laptop, gym stuff, car keys, work keys, delicious chocolate) knowing they were completely fucking me over. When I got a facebook message saying "I have your shit" I nearly wet myself . . . sort of. Honestly I didn't believe it at first. Anyway, I have it back now, so my blogging journey continues.

I hope everyone is excited for The Half-Blood Prince! I also hope they'll have it in the theater at Avi, the luxurious resort I'm going to this weekend.

Yeah, be jealous.

Also, now that my car keys have been returned, I can actually drive to Canyon Lake to make the trek out to Laughlin. I'm so excited. Before I went with the Flecky's for my first time, I had no idea how happily I would embrace the white-trash culture of Avi. Going to Avi is like pressing pause on life: no outfit is too casual, no language is too foul, and no laziness is too excessive.

Can't. Wait.

I have a lot of ground to cover tomorrow when I go back to the PPF office following nearly a week of Pride Festival work –– for those of you who aren't in the know, June 30 marked the end of the fiscal year for many counties, cities, agencies, and contracts. That means a lot of reports are due. That means I have a lot of data to enter, quantify, analyze, and report.

Yippee!

Okay, I'm done with my most recent article (and my most recent blog entry), so I'm going to bug Daniel so I can eat.